WANT TO REMOVE THE GREAT REMOVER?
Alcohol will remove stains from clothing
It will also remove Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter.
Clothing from a mans back, his wife and children.
If used in sufficient quantity alcohol will remove
Furniture from the house, rugs from the floor
Visions from eyes, food from the table
Lining from the stomach and Judgement from the mind
Alcohol will also remove Reputation, good jobs, good friends,
Happiness from childrens hearts,
Sanity, Freedom, ability to live with fellow Men
And even from life itself.
As a remover of things.....
Alcohol has no equal